Fat Bottom Girls
Words and music by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Hi everyone!
You guys may not have heard of me, since I haven't appeared Twistys before. But I've definitely been in the business for a while. I even have my own site which keeps me really busy. (OK, it's my obsession!) But, when Twistys offered to bring me aboard AND make me the December Treat of the Month, I couldn't refuse!
Growing up in Los Angeles, California, I learned that it's important to work hard for the things you want. Like most American women, I'm very independent, but, being a Libra, I can balance my dedication and hard work with my laid-back side - which is why my friends always describe me as dependable yet easy-going.
I like men with the same personality traits I have. Physical attraction is important, but apart from that they need to be intelligent, honest (I can't stand dishonesty in a partner) and they need to make me feel secure. Not just financially but emotionally. I need to know I can depend on them in good times and bad times... that's what being in a relationship is about. Other than that, I'm a sucker for a sexy smile!
When I'm not working, I try to fit some sleep into my schedule along with some golf or skeet or trap shooting. As you can imagine, shooting really helps with stress! But my favorite thing to do has to be traveling. I eventually want to see every country in every corner of the world, but, when it's time to come home, I love L.A.! It has everything I could want in a place to live: warm weather, beautiful beaches, a busy downtown area and lots of nightlife. It also has some really terrific vegetarian restaurants; I couldn't live without those! But most of all, L.A. is where I work to give my fans the best I can possibly give them.
To all my fans out there, thanks for following me to Twistys and for making my site a success! To all of you meeting me for the first time, I hope you enjoy my photo sets and videos and that you'll check out my website. And to Twistys, a great big thanks for welcoming me aboard!
Love, Jelena xoxoxo
Fat Bottom Girls
Words and music by Brian May
Performed by Queen
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Hi everyone!
You guys may not have heard of me, since I haven't appeared Twistys before. But I've definitely been in the business for a while. I even have my own site which keeps me really busy. (OK, it's my obsession!) But, when Twistys offered to bring me aboard AND make me the December Treat of the Month, I couldn't refuse!
Growing up in Los Angeles, California, I learned that it's important to work hard for the things you want. Like most American women, I'm very independent, but, being a Libra, I can balance my dedication and hard work with my laid-back side - which is why my friends always describe me as dependable yet easy-going.
I like men with the same personality traits I have. Physical attraction is important, but apart from that they need to be intelligent, honest (I can't stand dishonesty in a partner) and they need to make me feel secure. Not just financially but emotionally. I need to know I can depend on them in good times and bad times... that's what being in a relationship is about. Other than that, I'm a sucker for a sexy smile!
When I'm not working, I try to fit some sleep into my schedule along with some golf or skeet or trap shooting. As you can imagine, shooting really helps with stress! But my favorite thing to do has to be traveling. I eventually want to see every country in every corner of the world, but, when it's time to come home, I love L.A.! It has everything I could want in a place to live: warm weather, beautiful beaches, a busy downtown area and lots of nightlife. It also has some really terrific vegetarian restaurants; I couldn't live without those! But most of all, L.A. is where I work to give my fans the best I can possibly give them.
To all my fans out there, thanks for following me to Twistys and for making my site a success! To all of you meeting me for the first time, I hope you enjoy my photo sets and videos and that you'll check out my website. And to Twistys, a great big thanks for welcoming me aboard!
Love, Jelena xoxoxo
